Meditating and Pooping are Quintessentially the Same Thing
Image Because you can’t shit when you’re stressed- it’s real simple.
“name Justin Bi…
“name Justin Bieber caused tween girls everywhere to faint and pass out like turkeys that just heard an F-17 break the sound barrier.” http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/11-things-todays-kids-will-have-to-explain-to-their-children/
Can’ting the Bones
I wrote this in 2010, when I had some of my soul left. I haven’t written a poem that I was proud of since 2011, which is ironically when I started working 3 jobs to get graphic design experience and pay my rent. Guess what? Working your asshole into oblivion in the real world doesn’t reward the same kind of effort the way college does.
I’m an Octopus
I found my collegiate MBTI test the other night. Career services made this thing out to be a test that would define our careers, which, in a way, it was.
Elizabeth Gilbert is the Shit.
Straight up warrior in the world of putting up with your, elusive creative genius.
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