Mini Pizza Recipe

Betty Crocker makes pizza dough mix. It’s amazing, and easy and .99 fucking CENTS. You, at this point, have 0 excuses to get delivery at home now. Stop being lazy and fat, make your own za’.

I made these this afternoon because I was bored. Here is why.

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It’s really, really easy. Here’s what you do-

1) Make Dough (read the back of the bag)

2) Roll it into a log with the thickness of a .50 Cent piece

3) Cut said log into 1 inch chunks, like they do at Auntie Ann’s Pretzels

4) Roll that shit out! Or use your hands, make the little 1 inch cunks into mini pizzas

5) Put A LITTLE BIT of sauce (too much = soggy pizza = tears) and some toppings

6) Bake at 350 for about 10 minutes, or until the edges are visibly crispy

7) Nom that shit DOWN!

You know you want it.

You know you want it.

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